History Loves School Starting
Moms, Rejoice! Back-to-School Brunch is going down at No. 5 Bistro & Bar because we totally get it!
Hey, fellow moms! Can we get a virtual high-five and a well-deserved “helllll yeah” as the school bells ring, signaling the end of summer vacation? Oh, don’t get us wrong, we love our adorable munchkins to the moon and back, but let’s be real here: Summer break can be a teeny-tiny bit…exhausting, overwhelming, and trying…right?
So, in honor of all the brave warriors out there who’ve survived the endless “Mom, I’m bored” chants, the sunscreen battles (why is this a thing??), and the epic struggles of trying to make three square meals a day (spaghetti-o’s totally count), we’ve got some good news. We’ve planned a Back-to-School Brunch extravaganza just for you, because, hey, we’re all in this motherhood gig together!
Now, let’s address the elephant in the room: the whole “brunch on a Saturday” thing. Yeah, it’s cute when you don your best weekend attire and sip mimosas like it’s a carefree vacation, but let’s face it, weekends are for amateurs. We, moms, need a mid-week break because, honestly, we’re always on the clock.
So, grab your calendar and mark it in bold, neon letters: Thursday, August 24th–Brunch at No. 5 Bistro & Bar! That’s right, we’re giving you the ultimate excuse to take a break from the back-to-school madness and indulge in a guilt-free brunch affair.
And did we mention that moms get a free mimosa when they join us? Oh, you better believe it! Because let’s face it, a splash of bubbly is the perfect reward for surviving summer break like a boss.
From our signature French Toast that rivals the magic of the Tooth Fairy to the mouth-watering breakfast tacos that’ll make you feel like a brunch goddess, our menu is a celebration of all things delicious.
So, round up your fellow warrior moms, unleash your inner brunch enthusiast, and join us for the Back-to-School Brunch of your dreams. The kids will be safely tucked away in school, and you’ll be brunching like a queen.
Disclaimer: We love our kids, and we know you do too, but let’s face it, they have a special way of turning our brains into a funhouse. So, let’s take a break together and savor the well-deserved “me time” because, hey, we’re moms, and we’ve earned it!
Cheers to all the super moms out there who juggle it all like a pro. We’re raising our mimosas to you, and we can’t wait to celebrate the start of a new school year with you in style!
P.S. We won’t judge if you do a little happy dance on the way to brunch. Just sayin’. We certainly did! Don’t forget to invite every mom you know! After all, history loves company!